Dearest readers. I shall not disappoint you today.
I have completed another overnight, thus leaving me with the most ruthless case of hideousness one’s ever known. All I can think about is how unfortunate it is that I haven’t thought of documenting one’s ugly days before. There could have been SO MANY updates! Ah well. What can you do.
Since I was so out of it this morning afternoon when I muddled out of my bedroom, I forgot to take a side proaf (aka: profile. Do I really have to spell out my abbreviations???) of myself. Believe it or not, these two photos were pretty much a one take shot. I mean, when you can NAIL a pic like these in one sweep…it’s just showing you how easy it is for me to be so professional. I get the job done right–the first time.
Alright, well, there’s no real explanation needed. Here you go:
Minus the glasses. I’m surprised I’m actually looking into the camera since I could barely see the thing. Hahaha. P.S. IM BLIND.
Yes, that’s make-up under my eyes. This picture screams, “how you doin’?” Doesn’t it? Or is it more of that sexy-Tina-Fey-librarian-thing? I can’t decide.
I’d really like to show you all how nicely I can clean up, but it’s not as eventful OR fun. I doubt I’ll be feeling up to putting myself together today, but if I do, you’ll be the first to know. Now on to: The Bachelorette. YYeessssss.
Oh my girl, you are the highlight of my day!!!!!!!!! Thank you for making me laugh everytime I see your blog. I love you and Tyler. Please don’t work too hard.
Love,
Grandma
OH MY WORD!!!! YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. i can’t even, i just can’t.
I think it’s interesting how you are positionning yourself as the anti-blogger: instead of showing yourself all pretty and done up with the coolest outfit no one else has, you’re all honesty. You go girl!!
You my friend are a gem of a jewell!!! I’m so proud of the fact that u have make-up smeared under the eyes! Ugh… I just love u:) hope you got enough rest..miss your face… Smeared make ups and all!!